Really worried about that Texas Governor feller?
Isn't too bright or stellar?
Confused about him ridin' a mountain bike?
Kinda wonderin' exactly what that was like?
You might wonder too?

Perhaps his balance went wildly askew?
Examined every possible accident cause?
Rationalized all the flaws?
Rattled by the embarrassment he must now bear?
Yes, he fell off his bike - just too heavy was that massive head of hair?