Macho man?
Excusing the Vietnam War from which he ran!
Greatness personified?
Absent the truth from which he does hide!
Looking regal?
Only if admiring a homely beagle!
Morally decisive?
Alleging all others to be just derisive!
Notable in all of history -
Incompetence mystery -
Calamity greater than even anything in protohistory!