Rearward deception?
Exploiting a most devious perception?
Vacating the sacred principles of the Fourth Estate?
Offered a bribe by EVOR the Great?
Lie upon lie about J. H. the Truth Teller?
Slandering and libeling the unfortunate book seller?

Exhorting with his personal power and fame?
Taken aback by his eventual disgrace and shame?
Exiled now to the lair of fellow Liar of NASUS?
Perpetual his misery for the lies he did so willingly produce?