Oh swell? I'm the type of guy who will never have much renown.
Where pretty much I screwed up all the way around.
I mess 'em up and leave 'em cause to me they're all a political game.
I shaft 'em and cheat 'em I don't even know any shame.
They call me the squanderer, yeah I'm a squanderer.
I just take America down down down down!

Well there's Pelosi on my left and Newt on my right.
And Hillary is the girl that will criticize me tonight,
And when she asks me how I fail the test,
I tear open my shirt and blame Rosie O'Donnell on my chest,
'Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah I'm the squanderer
I dumb down down down down!

Well I dumb down from noun to noun, I go through life without a clue,
And I'm happy because I'm just a clown,
With both hands I can't find my rear even with a map Laura drew!

Yeah I'm the type of guy that likes to dumb down.
I never manage even one issue as I move from frown to frown.
And when I find myself with others about to hurl.
I hop right in that truck of mine. I drive around the ranch in a mental swirl.
And I'm a squanderer, yeah I'm a squanderer.
I dumb down
down
down
down!