Denise from New Jersey with the language so clear.
She sure ain't from here!
She's the inverse
In this land of speaking so perverse.
From proper English she does not stray.
With others -'ain't no how, no way Jose'!
Her words are carefully composed.
Others talk through their nose.
She uses verbs with ING.
Most just sling linguistic debris.
With language so proper
No syllable cropper.
Texas twang -
Just ain't her 'thang'!
Absence of a drawl -
Not even a 'you-all'!
Others verbally askew -
She utters not a single 'I'm a fixin' to'!
Perfect elocution -
No spoken pollution!
This explanation is offered.
It's all the fault of the inarticulate fool in Crawford?