HE SEEMED TO BE THE VIRILE AMERICAN MAN.
SO RUGGED AND TAN.
MARRIED INTO A FAMOUS CLAN.
SO MANY, A MOVIE FAN.
EVEN THOUGH THE CRITICS DID PAN.
HIS MOVIES HAD THE SAME RESULT AS TOO MUCH BRAN!
NOT WORTHY OF CANNES!
KNOWN FROM SPOKANE TO BHUTAN TO SUDAN.
EVEN IN RESERVED JAPAN.
HIS LANGUAGE WAS CERTAINLY NOT BLAND.
ACTED AS FIERCE AS A MIGHTY CHEYENNE!
DROVE A SUV BIGGER THAN A MOVING VAN!
THEN HE GOT IDEAS SO GRAND?
STARTED HANGING OUT WITH A WASHINGTON BAND.
SAID HE HAD A MASTER PLAN?
ANOTHER HE WAS SMARTER THAN?
THEN HIS PROBLEMS BEGAN?
THE PUBLIC FOUND IT WAS ONLY SO MUCH PETER PAN?
THROUGH THE CIGAR SMOKE THE TRUTH THEY SCAN!
HIS BODY BECAME LIKE A TRASH CAN?
TOO MUCH SURGERY AND STEROIDS OVERRAN?
BECAME AS LIMP AS OLD RATTAN?
ALAS, HE ACTUALLY TURNED INTO A GIRLIE MAN?